Damn, sure doesn't feel like one. I have a holiday today in addition to yestiddy. So I have no real fuck offs personally except for traffic, and even that wasn't too bad. So my fuck offs today are on a more newsy, global level.
Fuck off, you filthy, murdering fucks. And fuck off to appeasers like Deepak Chopra. (And this despite the fact that I used to have a business card from a private gun dealer also named Deepak Chopra; I wish I still had that card.)
Fuck off, gangbangers (an assumption that those involved were gangbangers, but a pretty good assumption based on early reports).
Also, Fuck Off to Wayne Pacelle. Do what your organization was originally formed to do, not what PETArds want to do today.
And finally, Fuck off, you stupid fucks. No goddam sale is worth trampling people, this ain't fucking festival seating. Fuck off and die, idiots.
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Black Friday can fuck off. Working on Black Friday, when there isn't a single client in their office and my family is waiting at home, can fuck off.
And every single goddamn road and landmark between Seattle and Tacoma can just get the fuck back where it was in the 80s so I don't have to wander around again like the Flying Fucking Dutchman looking for an address that was just a fucking clump of trees the last fucking time I looked. And I mean boy like NOW!
(Seattle area traffic can just fuck off in general. There's a reason I try to keep the place in my rear-view mirror, and it's not the coffee.)
Yes. Fuck off to Black Friday. I just wanted the damn trampoline. Fortunately, we were able to get one. Fortunately, it wasn't as bad here as it was in other areas. But damn.
I was wondering where this was.
You already got my two major beefs for the week.
I had thought to go to Wal-Mart today to get some paper towels and such ... thought better of it after I saw the news. Those door-buster folks don't play. I reckon there need to be some changes made in the way they do these sales. If Wal-Mart doesn't come up with a plan, OSHA may come up with one for them, this being a workplace fatality for that poor man.
And then that crap in India. You know, a toddler whose tantrums don't get results is smart enough eventually to figure that out and stop throwing them. How did these people not mature past the age of three? I saw a picture of the family wherein the father and 13-year-old daughter died ... they had left their New Age community in Tennessee to do meditation-related stuff in India. You know they wouldn't have hurt a fly. To think what happened to them, dying in a storm of violence - this just really, really sucks.
Murphy can fuck the fuck off. Tuesday, my mom tells me that my grandmother quit breathing and had no heartbeat, and had to go to the hospital. Wednesday, my beloved spouse found out he didn't have a day off other than Sundays and Thanksgiving for the next two weeks. Yesterday was fine, but my laptop died today, necessitating an emergency run to Walmart for a cheap desktop. And I've got papers to grade.
So, yes: Murphy can fuck off. So can the collory (Anything that can go wrong will--at the worst possible moment).
I totally forgot it was Friday yesterday. I can fuck off for that.
And I'll give a shout to Black Friday, too. Not just the stupidity it inspires, but the month leading up to it when we are reminded it is coming every damn fucking day.
Another FUCK THE FUCK OFF to my insurance company. They have officially denied the claim for the delivery and my hospital stay. Golden Rule sucks huge, sweaty, mobat balls. May they fuck the fuck off with prejudice and a cracked glass dildo with molten, rotten habanero nacho cheese.
HH, you know I am not a fan of litigation in many circumstances, but that's ridiculous. The whole point of health insurance is that they pay for hospital stays. Take the bastards to court.
heh. Fuck Off to all the retail jackasses who weren't expecting crowds on Friday morning. You offer a GOOD HDTV for $1000 or more off and you think people won't buy it? A good deal is a good deal. Hell, they can almost afford the credit card interest at those prices.
For the record, I saved enough $ (based on full price) before fucking 6 AM to pay for everything I bought elsewhere and more!
Fuck off to our fucking "Fearless Leader" who declared Friday a fucking pathetic "University Closed" day and made us take a god damned vacation day OR show up even though there were no fucking students. Eat my ass bitch. It's enough to make my shopping win look like shit.
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