Friday, February 25, 2011

typing one handed, today...

Whoever stole this guy's prosthetic leg is lower than a snake's trail and can really fuck off. Painfully and with prejudice.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Why do we have to hurt our kids for their own good?

My baby girl got her first shots, the day before yesterday, which prompt today's post.

First, having to hold your baby down while someone else hurts them can fuck right off, with bells on. I know it's so she won't get horribly sick later, but the look in those huge eyes when they stuck her chubby little baby legs nearly made me cry.

Second, this guy: Andrew Wakefield. He's another example of sheer evil. I don't know what else to call a guy that tries to scare parents out of getting their kids immunized with one vaccine to try to get his on the market and make money on one hand, and hurts disabled kids on the other, also to make money.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Gonna give myself away a bit, here...

The police chief of Joplin, MO, can fuck right the fucking fuckety fuck right off for trying to ban over the counter sales of Sudafed and its generics altogether. We already have to hand over private data to be allowed to have the pharmacy techs fetch it from behind the counter to stop those eeevil meth cooks from being able to get the ingredients for their eeeevil drugs, and this twatwaffle--who, by the way, DOESN'T FUCKING BOTHER TO COLLECT THE FUCKING INFORMATION FROM THE DIFFERENT FUCKING PHARMACIES AND FIND THE FUCKING CRIMINALS THAT ARE HIS FUCKING JOB TO FUCKING HUNT DOWN--wants to pass legislation that penalizes the 99% of the law abiding population to target the 1% of the population that WOULD JUST LEAVE JOPLIN TO FIND THEIR SHIT ANYWAY.

*Deep breath. Relax.*

I just listened to a bit of interview that fucktard was having on the radio. I think part of what pisses me off the most (besides the fact that he's trying to FUCKING LEGISLATE HIS FUCKING WAY OUT OF FUCKING DOING HIS FUCKING JOB) is that he was pulling all kinds of statistics out of his ass to try to scare people into letting him remove their rights because he knows best. I STRONGLY FUCKING DOUBT that 90% of all pseudoephedrine sales go to make meth. And while I know that shit's powerfully addictive, I also STRONGLY FUCKING DOUBT that it addicts most people on the first sample UNLESS THEY'RE FUCKING ALREADY FUCKING PRONE TO BEING FUCKING ADDICTED TO FUCKING SHIT LIKE THAT.

May the fleas of a million camels infest his armpits and genitalia. May the First Wookie ass-plow him on a diesel powered snowmobile, wearing her limp-wristed husband as a strap on dildo. May he be tarred, feathered, and run out on a rail, all the way to a metro area that would love to have twatwaffles like him dictate their lives by the people of Joplin in the next election that deals with his office.

I hope being angry enough to spit nails doesn't give my baby girl colic.

Friday, February 4, 2011

Al Gore and his global warming

I'm in an area that got slammed by the big winter storm this past week. While I'm thankful that we got no ice, we did get a record amount of snow dumped in one storm (tied for second since records have been kept).

Snow I can handle. This much snow is another matter altogether. We have drifts taller than my son. We also have highs in the teens and lows below zero, and more snow in the forecast.

So global warming can fuck off for one of two reasons: either a) it's somehow causing this record cold and snowy winter; or b) it ran away with its tail between its legs in the teeth of another possible mini-ice-age.