Friday, November 30, 2012

Isn't abortion bad enough?

Do they have to starve sick babies to death in the hospitals, too?

Before anyone starts protesting that that's in Britain, just remember that they have what we will have within five to ten years: complete and total mandatory Medicaid. 

I'd say that the people responsible for such policies have spiritual halitosis resembling disease-rotted queef-stench with a hint of decayed ejaculate, but I am firmly convinced that the monsters that conceived of such a heartless program do not have enough of a soul to be able suffer from such. 

I am beyond angry, and well into numb, horrified, and grieving.

I'm glad my son was born four years ago, and didn't risk being medically murdered in the NICU while I watched.

Friday, November 23, 2012


There isn't profanity bad enough to express my horror at these numbers

My poor great-great-grandchildren.

Friday, November 16, 2012


Where have I heard this rhetoric before?  "It's not my fault!"  It's his fault!" I heard it from Al Gore in 2000, John Kerry in 2004, and Still-President 0bama ever since. 

Mr. Romney...fuck off.  Every fucking sitting president who fucking runs for re-election does their fucking best to fucking be re-elected.  Yes, in this case, it was Still-President 0bama fucking bribing fucking welfare queens with fucking free fucking cell phones with 250 free minutes a month (that we, the taxpayers are footing the bill for).  Yes, there are a fuck-ton of fuckwits fucking sucking on the fucking government teat.  It was your fucking job, you fucktard, to figure out a way to get them on your side, instead of his.  You didn't fucking run to fucking win.  You fucking played nice for fear of being called racist.  You didn't fucking nail him on Benghazi.  It was your fucking healthcare plan in fucking Massachusetts that Still-President 0bama used to model his fucking abortion of a law.  You fucking said you'd fucking bring back the so-called "assault weapons" ban, which fucking scared some gunowners off of voting for your worthless fucking boring fucking white-bread fucking.   The only one who lost the election is you.

If I had the power to enact one law tomorrow...I would pass a law that prohibits anyone on welfare/foodstamps, non-military connected disability checks, or taking a paycheck as a legislator on any level from voting.

And you, Mr. Romney, would still lose.  Because you're just so fucking special like that.

Fuck the fuck off, get your fucking fatuous face out of the fucking news, and just go the fucking fuckety fuck away.

Friday, November 9, 2012

politicians and political hacks

Okay, I'm sure most of us would like to tell 61,112,263 people to fuck right the fucking fuckety fuck off with a splintery cricket bat wrapped tightly in barbed wire, coated in acidic glue and sand.  I second the notion.

I would also like to tell John fucking Boehner to fuck off.  Hard enough that every one of his ancestors feel violated, and his parents slap the dog shit out of him.  Why?

"House Speaker John Boehner offered Wednesday to pursue a deal with a victorious President Barack Obama that will include higher taxes 'under the right conditions,'" and "If there’s a mandate in yesterday’s [election] results it’s a mandate for us to find a way to work together."

Let me translate: "Have we spread the taxpayers' ass-cheeks wide enough for you to ram that rolled-up, hard-bound copy of the Communist Manifesto up the nation's ass, Mr. President?  Oh, and why don't you permit me to kneel behind you and perform anal lingus, Mr. President?  I'm pretty sure my tongue can reach your prostate!" 

Fuck off.  Seriously.  Just...fuck off.  Oh, and renounce the benefits to which you are entitled as a congresscritter and suffer with the rest of us under Obamacare's mandates and restrictions, sign over your wealth and live on Social Security like the rest of the nation's retirees, and live like someone who knows what it's like to make an honest living.  Or, you can go suck dick on Hollywood Boulevard, and make a far more honest living than the one you're making right now.  

And to Ann Coulter.  You washed-up, skeletal, horse-faced twat-brained Republican apologist.  FUCKING MITT FUCKING ROMNEY FUCKING DID NOT FUCKING RUN A BETTER FUCKING CAMPAIGN THAN RONALD REGAN.  IF HE FUCKING HAD, HE'D FUCKING HAVE WON THE FUCKING ELECTION!!!!!  What fucking Mitt fucking Romney fucking managed was to fucking knock the guy that had the best fucking chance of running a better fucking campaign and fucking winning by a fucking landslide out of the fucking running last winter, when he stabbed Herman Cain's campaign in the back.  I hate to tell you this, you cunt-breathed whore, but you've become nothing more than the Rachel Maddow of the Right, only uglier in visage and spirit.  Mitt Romney's campaign sucked balls, but you wouldn't know that, never having been within sight of a pair, even with a telescope.  

I feel a little better, now.  Have at it.

Friday, November 2, 2012


Okay, first off: Tam, you're in my prayers, positive thoughts, and anything else I can think of that might help, or at least make you feel better a little bit.  Cancer can fuck the fuck off and die.  So can biopsies, and waiting for results.

We all love you, out here.  Here's hoping it's nothing serious.