Friday, September 30, 2011

Teething? Tummy troubles?

Whatever it is that's making the pixie sleep so badly the past few days (and nights) can fuck right off.

So can Michael Bloomberg--dude, you're not my daddy. Neither is anyone in the government. Stop trying to act like you are.

Friday, September 23, 2011


The fucking fucks that fucking write fucking malware code and fucking computer viruses can fuck off to the fucking level of fucking hell reserved for child molesters and those who talk in the theater. I'm still trying to fucking fix the shit fucking screwed up by FUCKING malware found by my virus scanner yesterday. I still can't sign into my university's distance learning program to get yesterday's grading done.

Friday, September 16, 2011


A former student of mine was recently diagnosed with Munchhausen's by Proxy by a DFS worker that never met her, and lost custody of her youngest. That can fuck off so hard that the DFS worker's grandparents feel it, investigate it, and bitchslap the worker for being such a dumb cunt. That individual is in no way an abusive parent.

FUCKING DFS can FUCK THE FUCK OFF for FUCKING being so FUCKING non-FUCKING-functional that children are placed in fucking horribly abusive fucking foster homes and/or fucking group homes, FUCKING after FUCKING being FUCKING removed from loving, non-abusive homes because some FUCKING FUCKETY FUCK of a FUCKING TWATWAFFLE can't FUCKING recognize FUCKING parental rights and FUCKING parental discipline because their FUCKING FUCKWAD FUCKS of parents never FUCKING LOVED THEM ENOUGH TO BOTHER BEING FUCKING PARENTS.

Friday, September 9, 2011


Too much tending of cranky, mildly injured baby, not enough sleep. No energy to tell anyone to fuck off. Have at it.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Teething, among other things.

Teething can fuck right the fuck off. The imp just finished cutting his baby teeth, and the pixie is just starting. Last week, she was both sick with a tummy virus and cutting four top teeth. All at once. This week, she's working on two more bottom teeth, which is really messing up her (already bad) sleep habits.

FEMA can fuck right off with spinning, spiked knobs. And cheese. Instead of pulling the funding to fix infrastructure, they should have pulled the trailer park they're still working on constructing.

Hurricane Irene can fuck off. The nasty heat wave that this summer has been can fuck off.

I'm so tired of all the shit that's going on in the world at large and in my life in particular (I'm going to blog it on The Antisoma later) that I just want to curl up in a little ball in a dark room and hide for a while. And that can fuck off, too.