It Was Better To Forgive

I was going to write a long rant about a neighboring psycho hose beast bitch succubus whose nicest personality trait is her cruel streak, but then I saw the light. Realizing that she's a psycho hose beast bitch succubus, probably being a result of mental illness, I decided that she was more worthy of pity than anger. It must be miserable going through life that petty and bitter. She doesn't deserve my Fuck Off.

But the jackass who doesn't look for pedestrians when he's making a right turn does. Pay some fucking attention to where your stupid car is heading, dumb fuck.

Take it away.

The Bad Blood's Gone

For the most part, anyway. The Brits are our dear friends now. But King George III can still fuck off, at least this weekend. 1776, Bitches.

Death Can Fuck Off

Especially when it comes so damn prematurely.

That is all.

Take it away.

Where Am I?

Having a schedule so hectic that I forget what day of the week it is can fuck off.

It is Friday, isn't it?

Figure It Out For Yourself, Dumbass

Dumbasses who are working with new, idiot-proof computer programs that can't be bothered to figure anything out for themselves and expect me - someone who has to take the time to do the same - to walk them through it while I'm learning myself can fuck off. You have a brain. I know this. You wouldn't be breathing without one. Figure it out on your own. I'm not your third grade teacher.

And no, Adobe, for the last fucking time, I do not want to upgrade. Every time I do, your "improved" version fucks my shit up big time. I hate you. Fuck off.

And away y'all go...

Your Fuck Offs Can Fuck Off

I don't have anything this week, but I'm sure some of you guys do. Whatever you think should fuck off, I think should fuck off. Mostly.

Go at it.

The State Government is not a Fucking ATM

Last week we had state and local elections in California. My county only had stupid fucking initiatives up for a vote. It got me thinking - I cannot remember if I have ever voted in a state election where there wasn't a ballot measure to give more money to schools for this or that.

California spends forty percent of its budget on schools. I know they are important. I loved school. So please pardon me when I say YOU HAVE ENOUGH FUCKING MONEY. FUCK OFF WITH THE 'MORE MONEY FOR SCHOOLS' BULLSHIT ALREADY.

YOU.

HAVE.

ENOUGH.

If you find that you don't, you're doing it wrong.

Your turn.