Friday, January 28, 2011


The drop in civil discourse that makes peeing on someone's fucking office door--REPEATEDLY--seem like a reasonable course of action can fuck right the fuck off.

(Still...the ten year old in my sense of humor found it funny, regardless)

Thursday, January 20, 2011

I don't quite have strong enough words for this man.

So-called Dr. Kermit Gosnell.

Abortion is one thing. I don't care which side of the divide one's opinion falls on, whether abortion should be permissible or not (I tend to stand on the side of not, but won't force my beliefs on others). What that individual did is a whole other set of crimes against humanity: he induced labor, delivered living babies, and murdered them. Some of them were at the same point in development as my son, who's now a healthy, rambunctious, hilarious two year old with a personality that just won't stop. Some were even later term.

May he die in screaming agony, bleeding from every orifice, and wake to the realization that he's about to be forever ass-plowed by demons with flaming anvil-shaped cocks the size of Texas. May his wife, who's also implicated in this great evil be punished like Promethius, but with winged demons ripping pieces of her uterus out and eating them, instead of eagles eating her liver. May they each face the horror and shame of knowing their own evil before they die.

Murdering an adult is one thing. This man's forcing helpless, innocent babies into the world so he can murder them is a whole new level of evil.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Could not have said it better.

From Ken: "Fuck off to that filthy little shit in Arizona. I hope they fry his scumbag ass."

Likewise, the sheriff involved can fuck off. Not only has he screwed up, but it seems like he's running for the congressional seat of the woman that got shot in the head. And it's not a sure thing that she's not going to be able to recover and keep it.

The anti-gun Nazis that blame the equipment rather than the crazy fucker that used it can fuck right the fucking fuck off. May they be ass-plowed by the first Wookie on a four wheeler, using her worthless scumbag Commie husband as a strap-on dildo.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

More personal stuff

Infant colds that require traumatizing a baby that's just barely a month old (she absolutely hates the bulb syringe, and will scream like I'm caning her) can fuck off. Especially since it means that this weekend's planned visit to my in-laws is up in the air, which is not fair to my two year old imp who adores his grandparents. So, yeah: anything that makes a tiny baby sick can fuck right the fucking fuck off.

With cheese.