Public school policies

Public schools in general and these three schools in specific can fuck right the fuck off.

First: how the fuck does a kid get fucking traumatized by a fucking plastic toy gun about an inch long?  Even if it is a fucking evil black rifle?  Simple: he doesn't.  The fucking pansy-ass leftist panty wad bus driver is so shit scared of guns he (or she) can't stand to see a little green army man's gun.  Betcha he'd be just as scared if he saw a real penis with testicles still attached, rather than removed, bronzed, and sitting on someone's mantle.

Second: the teacher was right to teach the kids about their fifth amendment rights.  Every student has a right to refuse to take a survey--especially one that has their name on the top.  The fucking school does not have the fucking right to fucking punish him for doing his job.  His job is to teach.  So fucking what if he used their fucking illegal survey asking questions about criminal behavior?  What, were they planning to turn the surveys over to the police (probably)?  Even better for him to have taught them that they have the right to NOT FUCKING ANSWER THOSE FUCKING QUESTIONS!!!

Third: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKETY FUCK?  WHOSE FUCKING BRILLIANT FUCKING BRAIN FART BIRTHED THIS FUCKING ABORTION OF A FUCKING IDEA???  WHO THOUGHT SCANNING KIDS' IRISES WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS' KNOWLEDGE OR CONSENT WAS A BRILLIANT FUCKING PLAN?  I DON'T FUCKING CARE THAT IT WAS FUCKING DONE IN THE NAME OF SECURITY--THAT'S FUCKING TREATING CHILDREN AS IF THEY WERE FUCKING FELONS, AND FUCKING FINGERPRINTING THEM, AND STORING THEIR FINGERPRINTS IN A FUCKING DATABASE!!  EVEN FUCKING BETTER, THE FUCKING BRAINLESS, MOUTH-BREATHING FUCKING MORONS AT THE SCHOOL FUCKING HIRED A FUCKING OUTSIDE COMPANY TO COME IN AND DO THE FUCKING SCANS?  HOW DOES THE FUCKING SCHOOL KNOW THAT NONE OF THE FUCKING OUTSIDE COMPANY WAS ON THE FUCKING REGISTERED SEX OFFENDERS LIST?

The wheels are coming off this country.  And it's nowhere more apparent than in the education system.

Howard Dean. 'nuff said.

Howard Dean,

What the fucking fuckety fuck was going through that fucking pea you call a brain when you fucking referred to the fucking horrible deaths of American ambassadorial staff as a FUCKING LAUGHABLE JOKE????  How in the fuck can you fucking justify what you just fucking said, you contemptible little shit? 

You, sirrah, are a fucking moron, with spiritual halitosis that makes a twenty-john-per-night whore's dripping rancidness smell like a fresh, spring breeze.  You are an ass-munching, camel-fellating, testosterone-deficient, piss-poor excuse for a man: you are a traitor to your nation.  A useful idiot that gives aid and comfort to an enemy in a time of war with the brain-farts that you permit to roll from your mouth. 

You can take your "laughable joke" shit and fold it until it's all corners, then shove it sideways up your ass so far that it tickles your sinuses and makes you sneeze. 

It makes me despair for my country that you were ever elected to public office, and that you made it to the Iowa primaries in '04.  Fuck you.  Fuck you very much. 

No words.

Fucker.  Don't want a kid?  Use a condom.  Do not get an abortion pill, relabel it as an antibiotic, and give it to your girlfriend who had picked out a name for the baby she'd seen on the ultrasound, and had planned to keep, whether your sorry ass was around or not.

I have no words harsh enough for this self-centered cuntdrip.  None.  May he be sentenced to death for first degree murder, and spend eternity being buggered by spike-dicked demons for what he's done. 

Fucker.

Huhwhat?

Carol Abar divorced the husband that was repeatedly raping her daughter.  She married the sonofabitch when her daughter was nine, and he started raping her then, and didn't stop until the girl moved out, and finally got the courage to tell her mother. 

And after she kicked the fucker to the curb, a fucking California judge fucking forced the woman to fucking pay alimony to her daughter's rapist. 

Not just no, but fuck no.  What the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with California???  So fucking what if she fucking makes more money than he does?  So fucking what if he never hit her?  He fucking raped her daughter.  Speaking as a mother, I assert that he fucking did more harm to her by fucking raping her daughter than he ever could have by laying one of his hands on her. 

That California judge can fuck the fucking fuck off.  So can Ed Abar, the fucking baby raping cuntdrip twatwaffle who's suing for the alimony payments to resume now that he's out of prison for raping his wife's daughter. 

Honestly, if I were Carol, I'd change my name back to my maiden name, and confront this man in a castle doctrine state, and shoot him when he physically attacks. 

I got nothin'.

My book is well on its way (though, if CreateSpace hadn't messed up the pagination in the Table of Contents the first time, it'd be available now).  Semester is done, and all I'll have to do today is grade revisions and turn in final grades Sunday night or Monday morning, leaving me free until August 19.  I seriously have no complaints about that.

I'm tired of bitching about my kitchen.  The counter top should be in and installed in two weeks, as should the drawer/door pulls that the salesprick forgot to order when he forgot to order the counter top.  So, I'm done bitching about that until the end of May (if it's not done by then).

Well...snow.  Snow in May.  That can fuck off.  As can having to walk the dog in the snow. (Although, seeing a squirrel slip on an icy patch on a tree trunk and faceplant in a patch of snow at the bottom of the tree was epic funny).

Lowes and Lowes' salespricks.

We have new cabinets.  They're very nice, and I like the way they brighten a very dark kitchen.

I have no counter tops.  No sink.  No way to have water in the kitchen.  The incompetent twerp working the sales desk said he told me that the counter tops would take two or three weeks from the measurements being taken after the cabinets got installed before they would be ready to be installed.

No.  No, he didn't tell me that.  Or I would have written off the charge for the measurements and gone elsewhere.

I am not happy.  This has gone beyond inconvenient into the realm of the ridiculous.  Words cannot express how very not happy I am.

The next bit of work we have done will not be done through Lowes.  The next appliance we need to buy will not be purchased through Lowes.  Any materials we need will not be purchased through Lowes.  I will not be rewarding their incompetence with any more of my money. 

I'd be using a lot more vitriol if it weren't for my head feeling like it wants to explode from pressure in my sinuses and ears.

for HisWiserAngel

Go leave her some love over at The Lonely Libertarian.  She needs it.  She's having to deal with lawyers.

From what I've gathered, she's got two daughters somewhere on the Autism spectrum.  Her oldest isn't capable of self care, and she's been fighting to be permitted to retain legal custody of her, as she's turning eighteen soon.

And Angel's being put through the wringer by assholes  suspicious that she simply wants to retain control of her daughter's disability checks.

May every cum-burping gutter-slut twatwaffle fuckwit mouthbreather who's standing in the way of a mother wanting to care for her daughter contract genital herpes with constant oozy outbreaks, and crabs.  At the same time.  May each and every one of these fuckstick cockbaiting queefstains lose their fucking job, and run afoul of each and every regulation that they're so enjoying slapping people with in their jobs.  May the pencil-dicked hermaphrodites get noisily explosive diarrhea during a conference call with higher ups, suddenly enough that they can't hit the mute button before it starts (and may the mute button fail to work), and may it happen for each time they've pulled this same bullshit with well-meaning parents, while letting the leeches milk the system without oversight. 

And may they spend the rest of their lives in severe discomfort and poverty, with the realization that they were sired by the only sperm that wasn't too stupid to swim away from that particular damaged egg, and that they're only capable of being douchebags because of that genetic deformity, but that their own mothers didn't love them enough to be willing to fight to care for them.