Migraines striking in the middle of the afternoon, can FTFO. Especially the ones that pretend to be a sinus headache that you're sure you can get rid of with a little medicine.
Liberal talk show hosts...jeez, did they all eat lead paint chips as children, or is it something else causing the brain damage? Nicole Sandler, filling in for Randi Rhodes, blew up on the air: "I hate this godd–n country. How can I live in a place that lets people go broke because they get sick?! How is health care not a basic human right?"
Okay, cupcake. Let's start from the top. If you hate this country, there's a simple solution: emigrate. Fucking leave. That's right--pack your fucking shit and get the fuck out. There are countries all over the world where health care is nationalized. Let's see how you fucking like the fucking level of care in a place where it is counted a fucking human right. I hear Britain has exactly what you're looking for.
Except for one small problem: Britain's health care system only works if you're not sick. If you get sick, you're fucked. You will probably die, because without anyone paying the expenses, they can't afford to heal your fucking worthless, whiny ass.
Second: most hospitals don't fucking care whether you have fucking health insurance or not: they will fucking treat your worthless fucking ass, anyway. See, hospitals in the fucking United States, the "goddamn country" you hate so very much, have enough people actually fucking responsible enough to fucking have health insurance, and fucking responsible enough to set up payment plans to cover any expenses they personally incur, that they can afford to fucking treat every worthless, feckless fucking occupidiot and/or leftard (but I repeat myself) that wanders through their door with a case of scabies compounded by gonorrhea, syphilis, or some other unidentified nastiness that causes oozing sores in their funspots.
Last: okay, cupcake. Let's talk about "basic human rights." You say health care is one. Many of your compatriots say jobs where they get paid so that they can buy food, shelter, and smartphones is a basic human right.
How the FUCK do you FUCKING EXPECT to get ANY fucking level of care, when THE HEALTH CARE PROFESSIONALS AREN'T GETTING PAID??? Don't you FUCKING REALIZE that you're FUCKING ADVOCATING FUCKING SLAVERY FOR AN ENTIRE FUCKING GROUP OF PEOPLE, SOLELY BASED ON THE FUCKING FACT THAT THEY CHOOSE TO FUCKING SELL THEIR FUCKING TIME AND FUCKING EXPERTISE TO FUCKING KEEP YOUR FUCKING WORTHLESS FUCKING SELF FUCKING HEALTHY?
Your parents must be so proud that their daughter wants to fucking reverse a two hundred year trend in Western civilization.
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"food, shelter, and smartphones"--ain't it the truth. (At this rate I will never be able to get a smartphone.)
FO to car alarms that go off during fireworks (you're watching the fireworks, so jeez, turn off the darn alarm for the duration!), extreme heat waves, and their related utility bills.
I don't even want a smartphone, but I definitely hear you. And I live in an area of the country with a much lower cost of living than you do.
Have you ever noticed that people that buy car alarms tend to have cars people wouldn't want to steal anyway? And that they don't ever bother to turn them off? Assholes...
That's a good observation! The annoying car in question was a significantly older van.
You're very subtle...:)
Thanks...I think.
fucking Awesome....
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