Memphis Mayor Willie Herenton can fuck off. He's resigning (that's a good thing), but he's made this claim before. I'm glad this crony-ass, racist, incompetent, criminal bastard will leave the city, but I'm terrified of the possibility of his becoming a Representative (the reason he says he's resigning).
Rude people who think they are the exact middle center most important thing in the whole freakin' universe, and that said universe will fall apart if said person doesn't get things they way they want them, can FTFO. Here's a clue: the rest of us exist. We are not mere holograms on some cosmic holodeck set up to satisfy your self-wanking desires.
Rude people: remove your crainium from your anus and realize that the other people around you are freakin' HUMAN BEINGS.
However, a little F YEAH! to the installers my local Lowe's uses: they were early, put in my new storm door fast and well, they are always friendly and good, AND they install windows...so now I feel like I can get new windows put in my house without having to deal with some creepy toothless guy who tells me I've got pretty hair.
So can the Iranian leadership, stuck in the dark ages as they.
So can Congress, for being the kleptocrats that they are. With extreme prejudice. Dhimmicrats whom are members of that noble body can add sprinkles and Tabasco sauce to that Fuck Off. RINOs, don't forget your cup of "Shut the fuck up".
Idiot CEOs, as I have discussed in prior posts, can still fuck off. With a cheese coated jack hammer infected with STDs.
Flying monkeys of the aforementioned idiot CEO can fuck off while taking a holiday in Antarctica. In the nude.
But FUCK YEAH! to a weekend in the mountains, with friends and toys. WOO HOO!
I had a list, but nothing on it could compare or even come close to meriting the incredible FUCK THE FUCK OFF that our esteemed Body of Congress led by those bastions of democracy - the Democratic party - deserves today.
For submitting the cAP and Trade legislation and for barring any amendments of the 254 or so that were proposed and for allowing a last minute, 300 page amendment shoved in at 3 am this morning thus not giving anyone anytime to read, digest, study or research same, You, esteemed Democrats in Congress, can royally and wholeheartedly FUCK THE FUCK OFF, you clicque of corrupt, disingenuous, socialist FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING FUCKING FUCKS. you have the lowest FUCKING approval rating ever in the history of this FUCKING country and for good FUCKING REASON, you bunch of thieving, conniving, lying sacks of FUCKING RAT FUCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKING FUCKS. Stop stealing our FUCKING hard earned FUCKING money for your own personal power and stop paying for your little FUCKING PET FUCKING PORK PROJECTS with our FUCKING SWEAT, you FUCKING PARASITIC FUCKLEECHES. You arent FUCKING sailors that have been out at sea for ten years at a FUCKING WHOREHOUSE with fistfulls of FUCKING FIFTIES, you irresponsible FUCKING WANTON SPENDING FUCKING FUCKERS. The United States of America isnt your own personal FUCKING ATM, YOU FUCKING LANDLOCKED FUCKING REMORAS. Each FUCKING dollar you FUCKING waste comes FROM MY FUCKING DINNER TABLE, FROM MY FUCKING SWEAT AND FUCKING HARD WORK. You are single handedly FUCKIMNG DESTROYING THIS FUCKING COUNTRY WITH YOUR LIBERAL FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING AGENDA, YOU FUCKING PSEUDOFUCKINGSTALINS AND ONCE THE FUCKING DUST SETTLES, you better not POINT ANY FUCKING FINGERS, BECAUSE WE WILL ALL KNOW HO IS, FUCKING EXACTLY, TO FUCKING BLAME, YOU FUCKS. NOW FUCK OFF AND FUCKING DIE LIKE GOOD LITTLE FUCKING PARASITES.
You know what? On a scale of 1 to 10, I care maybe a 2 and a half about this whole Michael Jackson death, right?
But Al Sharpton can turn all the pictures in the world sideways, fold them so there are a lot of sharp corners, stick them up his ass and fuck off. But most especially use that one you held up on television: "Here's a picture of me and James Brown and Michael Jackson...."
Fuck off for making the most dangerous place in the world the space between you and a television camera.
And the media can fuck off with him, for giving outlet and voice to his particular branch of the lunatic fringe.
“When the autopsy comes, all hell’s going to break loose, so thank God we’re celebrating him [Michael Jackson] now,” Liza Minnelli told CBS’ “The Early Show” by telephone.
Dang, there's about a 0.0001% chance that Michael Jackson died of a congenital heart defect or something, you know? Can you not wait for the dadgum autopsy before you start this crap under the pretense of "celebrating" the man?
...Cullen, if I hadn't left Memphis in 2007 I believe I'd have had a stroke by now. Harold Sr. sponsoring Cohen's fundraiser, though ... now that's funny.
Thunder- and hailstorms can fuck off. I've got a scared kitty sleeping (with one eye open) on the floor right next to my desk. This is the second hailstorm we've had in a couple of weeks--and I can't remember the last time I saw hail before then. We never get hail here. WTF, summer?
Oldcatman - true. I'm not blindly defending Jackson as some sort of mindless fan, but when it comes to those accusations there are a few things to think about.
1) There is an absolutely absurd unjust mob mentality that people have developed when it comes to pedophilia. It's a disgusting thing to do to a child, for sure, but, for about the last thirty or so years all you have to do is accuse someone of it and they are assumed guilty by default.
2) In Jackson's case, I think people were more ready to believe it because he was so eccentric.
3) Celebrities of his stature are exploited for their money and fame all the time. While his innocence may be in question, I have absolutely ZERO doubt that some of his accusers were liars trying to make a buck off of the guy.
4) I don't know how much his celebrity had to do with his acquittal and I didn't care enough to delve too deep into the facts of this case, which is exactly why I'm not going to use loaded words like "pedophile."
God help you or anyone you know should you ever be accused of such a thing when you're not guilty. Because most people are going to assume you are and throw you to the lions for it.
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Memphis Mayor Willie Herenton can fuck off. He's resigning (that's a good thing), but he's made this claim before. I'm glad this crony-ass, racist, incompetent, criminal bastard will leave the city, but I'm terrified of the possibility of his becoming a Representative (the reason he says he's resigning).
Yeah, premature death can FTFO.
From my own personal life:
Rude people who think they are the exact middle center most important thing in the whole freakin' universe, and that said universe will fall apart if said person doesn't get things they way they want them, can FTFO. Here's a clue: the rest of us exist. We are not mere holograms on some cosmic holodeck set up to satisfy your self-wanking desires.
Rude people: remove your crainium from your anus and realize that the other people around you are freakin' HUMAN BEINGS.
However, a little F YEAH! to the installers my local Lowe's uses: they were early, put in my new storm door fast and well, they are always friendly and good, AND they install windows...so now I feel like I can get new windows put in my house without having to deal with some creepy toothless guy who tells me I've got pretty hair.
Death can indeed fuck off.
So can the Iranian leadership, stuck in the dark ages as they.
So can Congress, for being the kleptocrats that they are. With extreme prejudice. Dhimmicrats whom are members of that noble body can add sprinkles and Tabasco sauce to that Fuck Off. RINOs, don't forget your cup of "Shut the fuck up".
Idiot CEOs, as I have discussed in prior posts, can still fuck off. With a cheese coated jack hammer infected with STDs.
Flying monkeys of the aforementioned idiot CEO can fuck off while taking a holiday in Antarctica. In the nude.
But FUCK YEAH! to a weekend in the mountains, with friends and toys. WOO HOO!
Ahem...
I had a list, but nothing on it could compare or even come close to meriting the incredible FUCK THE FUCK OFF that our esteemed Body of Congress led by those bastions of democracy - the Democratic party - deserves today.
For submitting the cAP and Trade legislation and for barring any amendments of the 254 or so that were proposed and for allowing a last minute, 300 page amendment shoved in at 3 am this morning thus not giving anyone anytime to read, digest, study or research same, You, esteemed Democrats in Congress, can royally and wholeheartedly FUCK THE FUCK OFF, you clicque of corrupt, disingenuous, socialist FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING FUCKING FUCKS. you have the lowest FUCKING approval rating ever in the history of this FUCKING country and for good FUCKING REASON, you bunch of thieving, conniving, lying sacks of FUCKING RAT FUCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKING FUCKS. Stop stealing our FUCKING hard earned FUCKING money for your own personal power and stop paying for your little FUCKING PET FUCKING PORK PROJECTS with our FUCKING SWEAT, you FUCKING PARASITIC FUCKLEECHES. You arent FUCKING sailors that have been out at sea for ten years at a FUCKING WHOREHOUSE with fistfulls of FUCKING FIFTIES, you irresponsible FUCKING WANTON SPENDING FUCKING FUCKERS. The United States of America isnt your own personal FUCKING ATM, YOU FUCKING LANDLOCKED FUCKING REMORAS. Each FUCKING dollar you FUCKING waste comes FROM MY FUCKING DINNER TABLE, FROM MY FUCKING SWEAT AND FUCKING HARD WORK. You are single handedly FUCKIMNG DESTROYING THIS FUCKING COUNTRY WITH YOUR LIBERAL FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING AGENDA, YOU FUCKING PSEUDOFUCKINGSTALINS AND ONCE THE FUCKING DUST SETTLES, you better not POINT ANY FUCKING FINGERS, BECAUSE WE WILL ALL KNOW HO IS, FUCKING EXACTLY, TO FUCKING BLAME, YOU FUCKS. NOW FUCK OFF AND FUCKING DIE LIKE GOOD LITTLE FUCKING PARASITES.
Amen, Val. Amen.
HALLELUJAH! The fuckoff master is back!
And Obama can fuck the fuck off for deciding that it's time to try to lift the sanctions against Cuba.
Amen, HH!
You know what? On a scale of 1 to 10, I care maybe a 2 and a half about this whole Michael Jackson death, right?
But Al Sharpton can turn all the pictures in the world sideways, fold them so there are a lot of sharp corners, stick them up his ass and fuck off. But most especially use that one you held up on television: "Here's a picture of me and James Brown and Michael Jackson...."
Fuck off for making the most dangerous place in the world the space between you and a television camera.
And the media can fuck off with him, for giving outlet and voice to his particular branch of the lunatic fringe.
Inappropriate people.
“When the autopsy comes, all hell’s going to break loose, so thank God we’re celebrating him [Michael Jackson] now,” Liza Minnelli told CBS’ “The Early Show” by telephone.
Dang, there's about a 0.0001% chance that Michael Jackson died of a congenital heart defect or something, you know? Can you not wait for the dadgum autopsy before you start this crap under the pretense of "celebrating" the man?
...Cullen, if I hadn't left Memphis in 2007 I believe I'd have had a stroke by now. Harold Sr. sponsoring Cohen's fundraiser, though ... now that's funny.
Thunder- and hailstorms can fuck off. I've got a scared kitty sleeping (with one eye open) on the floor right next to my desk. This is the second hailstorm we've had in a couple of weeks--and I can't remember the last time I saw hail before then. We never get hail here. WTF, summer?
welcome back, Val.
DEATH is not soon enough for a
fucking pedophile.........
Oldcatman - true. I'm not blindly defending Jackson as some sort of mindless fan, but when it comes to those accusations there are a few things to think about.
1) There is an absolutely absurd unjust mob mentality that people have developed when it comes to pedophilia. It's a disgusting thing to do to a child, for sure, but, for about the last thirty or so years all you have to do is accuse someone of it and they are assumed guilty by default.
2) In Jackson's case, I think people were more ready to believe it because he was so eccentric.
3) Celebrities of his stature are exploited for their money and fame all the time. While his innocence may be in question, I have absolutely ZERO doubt that some of his accusers were liars trying to make a buck off of the guy.
4) I don't know how much his celebrity had to do with his acquittal and I didn't care enough to delve too deep into the facts of this case, which is exactly why I'm not going to use loaded words like "pedophile."
God help you or anyone you know should you ever be accused of such a thing when you're not guilty. Because most people are going to assume you are and throw you to the lions for it.
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