Friday, July 3, 2009

The Bad Blood's Gone

For the most part, anyway. The Brits are our dear friends now. But King George III can still fuck off, at least this weekend. 1776, Bitches.

10 comments:

ricki said...

Two for this week:

1. Cancer can FOAD. Another person I care about (friend of the family) was diagnosed this week.

Cancer can FO with flaming light-sabers of radiation, bubbling brews of chemo cocktails, and rusty scalpels.

2. People who go all pissy self-entitlement when they think they have done something AWESOME! and can't understand why the rest of the world won't bow down to them (when what they think is so AWESOME! really isn't that AWESOME! in the grand scheme of things) can FTFO. And they can especially FTFO for being bitchy to the people around them who are too busy to bow down to them even if they WANTED to bow down.

Heroditus Huxley said...

Canadian health care can fuck off for not having enough NICU beds to accommodate a 26-week preemie. She had to be sent across the border to Buffalo, NY--where her parents couldn't be with her because neither has a passport, and her daddy has a criminal record.

Our government--all of it--can FUCK THE FUCKING FUCK OFF WITH RUSTED SCALPELS DIPPED IN RANCID CHEEZ for wanting to foist the same shit off on us. As I said yesterday on my blog, it's not the doctors or hospital administrators that cause such fucking cock-ups as the above. It's the fucking douche-bags full of rotten camel ejaculate ('swhat happens when they fellate the oil regimes, y'know) that think they can decide who can get treatment because this person will likely wind up paying taxes longer than that person who's more likely to croak sooner, or that this baby is more likely to cost more to treat than that baby who was born sooner. What happens when socialized medical care rationing hits here, huh? Where will our babies be sent when there are no NICU beds available? Mexico?

Actually, with the nutsac in office, the babies who are born under a certain cutoff will far more likely be left to die on cold tile floors in the hospital laundry room than be treated.

I've been on medicaid, you fucking diseased whores' cunts. I fought to get off of it, and pay for fucking insurance. I do not want to be forced back on it by government edict. I absolutely certainly do not want my son to grow up on it.

word verification: venomm. I think there's plenty of it in my rant, don't you?

The Fifth String said...

But King George III can still fuck off

Yeah, I suspect even the Brits are a bit embarrassed by Crazy George.

Amen on the CCFOAD and the Socialized Medicine CFOAD.

As for mine? A damned meeting that drags on unnecessarily until 4:00 the day before a three day weekend can fuck off. There was about 20 minutes worth of actual, valuable information and 40 minutes of filler. Bleah.

WV: corcake - there's got to be a joke here someplace but I'm not finding it.

JeffS said...

I third the CCFOAD.

The Dhimmicrats can fuck off with a gavel dipped in prussic acid, because of their rampant idiocy and Politburo type thinking.

CEOs with self-confidence issues and insecure personalities can take a flying leap from a Ferris wheel into a vat of rancid bubbling jalapeno cheese. Forcing people to develop options that address your insecurities in order to get something done is the hallmark of an incompetent. Grow a pair, huh?

The Fifth String said...

Also, fuck off to Facebook quizzes. Some of them look mildly amusing but every one seems to require notifying some variable number of "friends". I ain't doing it. Xenu knows my friends get enough spam and crap like it without me adding to it.

Kate P said...

This is the perfect time for a FO to George III! And add a FUCK YEAH! to the USA!!!

CCFOAD, a billion times over. Even the chronic kind, especially when it rears its ugly head if something stupid like a root canal comes up.

And fuck off to the pervy spam creeps on Twitter. I don't want a picture of a lady's crotch "following" my library tweets, TYVM.

Julie said...

Apparently, being 50 can FO this week (sigh).

Oh, and having to call AAA three times for the same problem -- one of their warrantied batteries -- can FO. And having to do it in 100 degree temps can really FOAD.

But I suppose it could be worse. I could be distantly related to, oh, a clown or something like that...

Caltechgirl said...

Add another vote to the CCFOAD.

And Ken, you don't have to send the quizzes to friends. Look carefully. There should be a tiny, tiny link that says "continue to results" or "skip". TINY.

wv: disess, hmmmm... own two of something?

Laura(southernxyl) said...

I would like to offer a "Rock On!" to Joe Biden, for witnessing a bunch of our soldiers take their citizenship oaths today ... in one of Hussein's palaces in Baghdad.

"We did it in Saddam's palace and I can think of nothing better. That S.O.B. is rolling over in his grave right now," Biden said....

Very cool.

Heroditus Huxley said...

I do give him credit when he's done something right, and Laura's right: For that, Joe Biden, you rock. That right there kicks ass.

Mind you, the rest of the time, you're like the crazy uncle that makes everybody wince every time he opens his mouth. Clownish doesn't begin to describe it.