Friday, February 11, 2011

Gonna give myself away a bit, here...

The police chief of Joplin, MO, can fuck right the fucking fuckety fuck right off for trying to ban over the counter sales of Sudafed and its generics altogether. We already have to hand over private data to be allowed to have the pharmacy techs fetch it from behind the counter to stop those eeevil meth cooks from being able to get the ingredients for their eeeevil drugs, and this twatwaffle--who, by the way, DOESN'T FUCKING BOTHER TO COLLECT THE FUCKING INFORMATION FROM THE DIFFERENT FUCKING PHARMACIES AND FIND THE FUCKING CRIMINALS THAT ARE HIS FUCKING JOB TO FUCKING HUNT DOWN--wants to pass legislation that penalizes the 99% of the law abiding population to target the 1% of the population that WOULD JUST LEAVE JOPLIN TO FIND THEIR SHIT ANYWAY.

*Deep breath. Relax.*

I just listened to a bit of interview that fucktard was having on the radio. I think part of what pisses me off the most (besides the fact that he's trying to FUCKING LEGISLATE HIS FUCKING WAY OUT OF FUCKING DOING HIS FUCKING JOB) is that he was pulling all kinds of statistics out of his ass to try to scare people into letting him remove their rights because he knows best. I STRONGLY FUCKING DOUBT that 90% of all pseudoephedrine sales go to make meth. And while I know that shit's powerfully addictive, I also STRONGLY FUCKING DOUBT that it addicts most people on the first sample UNLESS THEY'RE FUCKING ALREADY FUCKING PRONE TO BEING FUCKING ADDICTED TO FUCKING SHIT LIKE THAT.

May the fleas of a million camels infest his armpits and genitalia. May the First Wookie ass-plow him on a diesel powered snowmobile, wearing her limp-wristed husband as a strap on dildo. May he be tarred, feathered, and run out on a rail, all the way to a metro area that would love to have twatwaffles like him dictate their lives by the people of Joplin in the next election that deals with his office.

I hope being angry enough to spit nails doesn't give my baby girl colic.

3 comments:

ricki said...

Mine seems so minor in comparison, but: students who don't have their shit together EVEN AFTER the whole class getting an extension on an assignment and coming to me the day it's due and asking me if there's any way that they can give it to me Monday can FTFO.

Look, Einstein, there's a reason I schedule due-dates on FRIDAYS. It's because I then have time to GRADE STUFF without having to STAY UP UNTIL MIDNIGHT. Your not having your stuff done - despite the extension - screws this all up, and now I'm going to have to either put up with your sad complainey face when I say "no," or make the damn time Monday evening when you finally hand it in. (Or have it hang over for weeks and weeks).

Your inability to schedule your life should NOT screw up my scheduling of mine.

The Fifth String said...

HH, that was Val-worthy, a work of art.

I have nothing much this week. Finished all my goals for the week, traffic wasn't too bad getting home, the beer is cold.

Kate P said...

Oh, man, HH, that's ridiculous. Not to mention frustrating.

I'm tossing in a belated FO to whatever's wrong with my cat, and to the person who retired from my current position, because she dropped by yesterday and peppered me with name-dropping and field-related chitchat I wasn't in the least bit in the mood for.