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Friday, January 22, 2010
The Whole Bloody Week
Can just fuck off. I'm ready for a Saturday.
How 'bout y'all?
10 comments:
JeffS
said...
Hell, yes, I'm ready for Saturday. I was ready for it on Monday.
This is a repeat, but idiot CEOs can fuck off. Again.
Got a new message for ya, bub: public praise for "insightful analysis" ain't worth a damn if you don't fucking well use the analysis. Talk is cheap, asswipe, and you can double fuck off with poisoned sprinkles on rancid cheese for that asshattery.
Next: All those intellectual elites, talking heads, and other "insightful" commentators trying to 'splain how the voters of Massachusett(e)s fucked up by electing Brown? Shut the fuck up.
Pat Buchanan can fuck right the fuck off. Haiti is not being punished now for some "deal with the devil" the founders made in 1791. It's a natural fucking disaster, not the vengeance of an Old Testament God. Maybe the racist, anti-Semitic, Nazi bastard needs to go back and re-read Christ's message of God's love for all mankind before he opens his fucking mouth and gives the evangelical atheists talking points about intolerant Christians.
He can also fuck right the fuck off for suggesting that America is beginning to dislike Obama because he's black, and giving the left credibility on that, if on nothing else.
Pretty much every single shitstain who made "God is punishing Haiti" remarks implying that they either asked for or deserved it can fuck off. How mighty Christian of them.
I'll go along with that. If God is punishing Haiti for something, He's been doing it a long time. This is just one more episode in probably the most fucked-over national history ever. Maybe He could pound on someone else for a while?
I cringe every time Pat Robertson opens his mouth, but I'm going to add a caveat: At least he's doing something. If I was a destitute Haitian, I think I could put up with some old white guy a thousand miles away dissing my ancestors when he was also sending shitloads of food and medicine. Danny Glover can fuck off as well for tying this to Copenhagen. And anyone who wrings their hands and does nothing can fuck off as well. This is why America is here, to help out places like Haiti.
Journalists who take photo after photo of human misery can fuck off. We all know what a wounded child looks like. This isn't journalism; it's news porn.
If by some out-there chance this clusterfuck really is the result of a pact with the devil, than Satan can fuck right off as well. This is how you keep a deal?
Oh, and the French can fuck off with gruyere-encrusted knobs. It looks like we're invading Haiti? When you poncing, unwashed, nicotine-saturated, linguistically-stunted, cheese-fellating, garlic-breathed frog-fuckers are the reason Haiti is so fucked up to begin with? Fuck you and the mustached, hairy-pitted broad you rode in on.
I love it when European leaders castigate the US for supposedly occupying other countries. Um...didn't you people basically carve up Africa between yourselves back in the day? And the whole reason why the US even exists is because Europeans came here and occupied it. So, yeah. SHUT UP.
Yeah. . . I keep getting more e-mails from my mom defending Pat R's remarks and it's starting to scare me. Then again, my dad's been out of work and driving her crazy for a few months now, so maybe her brains are a little fried.
*ahem* The following people, places, and/or things can FUCK OFF: Budget deficits and resulting drastic cuts (including but not limited to threats of job losses), incompetent/computer-illiterate staff members, neverending building renovations (that make me fear the owners are going to sell the property), cat ennui (seriously, stop yowling at the front door at 6 a.m.--my neighbors think I am a pet abuser), celebrity posturing (I appreciate the charity but stop hitting ME up for donations to YOUR approved organization), crappy reality shows that make me hope the end of the world is near.
10 comments:
Hell, yes, I'm ready for Saturday. I was ready for it on Monday.
This is a repeat, but idiot CEOs can fuck off. Again.
Got a new message for ya, bub: public praise for "insightful analysis" ain't worth a damn if you don't fucking well use the analysis. Talk is cheap, asswipe, and you can double fuck off with poisoned sprinkles on rancid cheese for that asshattery.
Next: All those intellectual elites, talking heads, and other "insightful" commentators trying to 'splain how the voters of Massachusett(e)s fucked up by electing Brown? Shut the fuck up.
JUST. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
That is all. Have a nice weekend!
Feeling crappy and sad, when I have no objectively clear reason to, can FTFO.
I like being female for a lot of reasons, but the whole "unexplainable sadness" bit can FTFO.
Also feeling like I have to paste on a smile and go about my business, and just say "fine" when people ask me how I am, can kind of FTFO.
Recurring back pain can fuck off.
Otherwise, it's turning out to be a good week.
Pat Buchanan can fuck right the fuck off. Haiti is not being punished now for some "deal with the devil" the founders made in 1791. It's a natural fucking disaster, not the vengeance of an Old Testament God. Maybe the racist, anti-Semitic, Nazi bastard needs to go back and re-read Christ's message of God's love for all mankind before he opens his fucking mouth and gives the evangelical atheists talking points about intolerant Christians.
He can also fuck right the fuck off for suggesting that America is beginning to dislike Obama because he's black, and giving the left credibility on that, if on nothing else.
Pretty much every single shitstain who made "God is punishing Haiti" remarks implying that they either asked for or deserved it can fuck off. How mighty Christian of them.
I'll go along with that. If God is punishing Haiti for something, He's been doing it a long time. This is just one more episode in probably the most fucked-over national history ever. Maybe He could pound on someone else for a while?
I cringe every time Pat Robertson opens his mouth, but I'm going to add a caveat: At least he's doing something. If I was a destitute Haitian, I think I could put up with some old white guy a thousand miles away dissing my ancestors when he was also sending shitloads of food and medicine. Danny Glover can fuck off as well for tying this to Copenhagen. And anyone who wrings their hands and does nothing can fuck off as well. This is why America is here, to help out places like Haiti.
Journalists who take photo after photo of human misery can fuck off. We all know what a wounded child looks like. This isn't journalism; it's news porn.
If by some out-there chance this clusterfuck really is the result of a pact with the devil, than Satan can fuck right off as well. This is how you keep a deal?
Oh, and the French can fuck off with gruyere-encrusted knobs. It looks like we're invading Haiti? When you poncing, unwashed, nicotine-saturated, linguistically-stunted, cheese-fellating, garlic-breathed frog-fuckers are the reason Haiti is so fucked up to begin with? Fuck you and the mustached, hairy-pitted broad you rode in on.
I love it when European leaders castigate the US for supposedly occupying other countries. Um...didn't you people basically carve up Africa between yourselves back in the day? And the whole reason why the US even exists is because Europeans came here and occupied it. So, yeah. SHUT UP.
Insomnia can fuck off. Don't even have a creative way to say it.
Yeah. . . I keep getting more e-mails from my mom defending Pat R's remarks and it's starting to scare me. Then again, my dad's been out of work and driving her crazy for a few months now, so maybe her brains are a little fried.
*ahem* The following people, places, and/or things can FUCK OFF: Budget deficits and resulting drastic cuts (including but not limited to threats of job losses),
incompetent/computer-illiterate staff members,
neverending building renovations (that make me fear the owners are going to sell the property),
cat ennui (seriously, stop yowling at the front door at 6 a.m.--my neighbors think I am a pet abuser),
celebrity posturing (I appreciate the charity but stop hitting ME up for donations to YOUR approved organization),
crappy reality shows that make me hope the end of the world is near.
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