Sorry about that.
Quick one: Fuck off to media whores and ambulance chasers. Especially ones that look like Garth Algar.
Go for it, kids.
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The anticipatory-snow-hysteria around here can fuck off. And if it is true we're going to be buried, then the snow can fuck off. Snow is fine when you don't have to be anywhere, but this is the only time all winter I have to be somewhere important on a Saturday! Arrgh.
People without boundaries may yea, verily fuck off. Like Erin B., for instance.
(wv: actedsti - is that for acne and sinus?)
The adult entertainment industry can fuck off for trying to get in on the bailouts, and the government can fuck off for bailing out so many industries--with my tax dollars--that Larry Flint et. al. feel they can demand a bailout even though "The $13 Billion Industry Is In No Fear Of Collapse..."
When I first saw the story, I could have sworn that it came from The Onion. Alas...I don't think Flint et. al. are being satirical, either. And with so many private industries getting bailouts, who can blame the industry of privates asking for one?
At least the porn industry is honest in its aims.
The incoming government can fuck the fucking fuck off for H.R. 1022 probabally coming back out of committee, too. "[There] shall be a rebuttable presumption that a firearm procured for use by the United States military or any federal law enforcement agency is not particularly suitable for sporting purposes, and a firearm shall not be determined to be particularly suitable for sporting purposes solely because the firearm is suitable for use in a sporting event," indeed. What fucking part of fucking "shall not be infringed" do they fucking not fucking understand?
Looks like fucking Obama will be fucking following in the fucking jackbootsteps of fucking Stalin, fucking Mao, and fucking Castro.
Even worse than Brokovich are the people that completely disregarded the truth and turned her into some kind of folk hero, when she's really just an opportunistic liar. But everyone laps it up because she's going after fat cat corporations and it's okay to lie in order to steal money from them - without considering that loses taken in lawsuits are passed on to consumers when all is said and done. Erin Brokovich was a great movie. Too bad the only thing about it that was true were the names.
Fuck off, Erin. Get a real job already.
The fact that I now have to actually say "step" every time I begin to take a step down my stairs at home can fuck off. I'm fucking gun shy to walk down my own Goddamn stairs. Fuck that.
HH, I think it actually was supposed to by satirical (that's not quite the right word, sarcastic is probably better). At least, I don't think they're REALLY serious.
Emily, I haven't had a chance to follow up on the details to see if it's right, but one of the comments had: If the lawyers for TVA point out to the jury that Erin's suing the energy consumers and not some evil coorperation ...
WTF?
Jeez Cullen, that sucks. Get better, man.
God, I hope so, Ken. The federal government can still fuck off about the bailouts, though.
Cullen,
That sucks. Consider us rooting for you at the top or bottom of the stairs, wherever you need us. I hope it gets better soon.
Ken,
I don't know any of the details of the TVA case, but from what I've read about the PG&E case and the time she tried to take on Beverly Hills High School, claiming the oil wells they had caused cancer, any case she takes on should be scrutinized to the final letter.
watch out kids, I've got a whopper.
FUCK THE HOLY BLUE FUCK OFF TO THE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKING SHITWAFFLE WHO THOUGHT IT WAS AMUSING TO SET FIRE TO THE 9 FOOT STEINWAY IN DABNEY LOUNGE AT CALTECH.
you piece of dogshit asshole! WHAT THE FUCK possessed you to come in on CHRISTMAS FUCKING EVE NIGHT and set a PRICELESS FUCKING PIECE OF ART on fire? Never mind that the piano is nearly irreplaceable and worth about $100,000, WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU SET A BEAUTIFUL PIANO ON FIRE?
ON CHRISTMAS?
You must be the cowardliest, most messed up, passive aggressive sonofabitch of all time.
I hope you rot in hell, a hell full of flames lit by your crunched up newspapers and matches.
Sweet merciful Jesus! What kind of an animal destroys a grand piano?
Every single legislator who voted for this pile of festering weasel shit can fuck off with a lead-lined tire iron. They should have called it something more honest, like the "Let Them Wear Prada" Act, or the "Poor families? Who Dey?" Act. Or maybe just the "Fuck You, Jack, We Got Ours" Act.
Really bad pizza heartburn can FUCK THE FUCK OFF, WITH CHEESEBURPS.
Oh my gosh, caltechgirl, my mouth is hanging open.
What a horrible, horrible thing for a person to do. What kind of an effed up person destroys a Steinway piano, ESPECIALLY one that does not belong to them? Especially on Christmas Eve?
I hope that for every year from here on out, Santa takes a dump in their stocking. And then sets it on fire.
I TOTALLY do not understand vandalism. I can understand, for example, burning your old p-chem notes at the end of the semester. I can understand the Mythbusters buying a junk piano and then setting it ablaze under controlled conditions to see if the myth of the exploding piano is for real.
But I cannot see some asswaffle deciding, "Here's something really beautiful that lots of people benefit from. I'm going to destroy it."
It's probably a good thing I'm not God because if I were, there'd be some serious smiting going on right now.
(Captcha word: inexecto. The kind of knife I'd like to see taken to the gonads of a person who would set a grand piano on fire)
My real FO for the day:
Once again, the news media. I am so effing sick and tired of the "OH NOES WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE LET US RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES AND KERMITFLAIL NOW" stories, while they ignore the real stories, like the taxpayers getting screwed over by these bailout deals.
They do that with the economy.
They do that with health (ZOUNDS IF YOU ARE NOT EXERCISING 90 MINUTES A DAY YOU ARE 24.5 MORE LIKELY TO DIE OF ASS CANCER)
They do it about the Internet (OH NOES CHILD MOLESTERS POSING AS 14 YEAR OLDS)
They do it about EVERYTHING.
On the up side? I would be willing to bet we will never be invaded by aliens from another planet, 'cos they'll get our news transmissions and go, "Hell, that's one effed up planet. Let's go to Saturn instead."
The post office can fuck off. Deliver my fucking mail, cocksneeze. By the way, only clearing out all the junkmail every other day does not equal "moved and left no forwarding address."
"The incoming government can fuck the fucking fuck off for H.R. 1022 probabally coming back out of committee, too. "
I second that, HH. Jeez, they aren't wasting much time, huh?
LMAO at "kermitflail"!
w.v.:entos. A pack of mentos with the first few candies eaten.
Oracle can fuck off.
Excel can fuck off.
Office can fuck off.
Geez, sometimes I hate being an analyst.
Cullen, I feel your pain buddy. Hang in there.
And CTG? Sometimes the punishment should fit the crime. When they catch the braindonor who did it, they should do unto him as he did unto the piano.
That's it for me. (Why am I always late for this? And why to I get sucky words like "suile"?)
Office and Excel I'm okay with. Well, at least I've come to terms with.
But Oracle can FTFOAD. Larry Ellison is the devil.
Scratch that. Worse. If Larry Ellison invaded Hell, I'd find a few kind words to say about Satan.
Boogernaut, if you want a lot less junk mail, join lifelock. It has reduced my junk mail by over 90% -- well worth the 9 bucks a month.
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