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Politicians.  Politicians who obviously cannot read, or else are incapable of comprehending what they read.

"A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed."  Simple.  Clean.  Clear.  Easy to understand...unless you're a politician, a judge, or a lawyer.

Arguments have been made that since we now have a standing army, we don't need militias.  Or the words "well regulated," which mean nothing more than that the person behind the gun can hit what they're aiming at, have been misunderstood.  Or the stupid argument that the Founding Fathers did not foresee the advent of automatic weapons.  Or that nothing more than a single-shot bolt-action is necessary for hunting. 

"...shall not be infringed."  Simple.  Clean.  Clear.  Easy to understand...however, judging by every gun control law ever passed, no politician since those who wrote the amendment has understood that that was the part of the amendment that carried the meaning.  Every other clause  before "right" was supportive.  Not definitive.  Not independent.  They aren't what carry the meaning.


King Putt, Nancy Pelosi, Diane Feinstein et. al.,...each and every fucking one of you can fuck off with a rusty cannon barrel.  Fuck off with your illegal and immoral declaration of intent.  Fuck off with your inability to understand simple, clearly written constraints on your personal power while in the employment of the American people.  You fucking fuckwits, how the fucking FUCKETY fuck can you fucking MISUNDERSTAND some of the FUCKING SIMPLEST PART of the FUCKING CONSTITUTION?  What FUCKING PART of "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED" IS SO FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to FUCKING UNDERSTAND?  I'd ask if you were really that fucking retarded, but that's a fucking insult to retarded people. 


Apparently, the best part of their respective fathers' genetic material (what there was of it) either ran down the crack of their mothers' asses to puddle on the bed or dripped out of her ass after their dad couldn't hit the target in the first place...or maybe, in the case of King Putt, got spit in the trash before he was ever conceived. 

I hope each and every one of those queef-bubble cock-stains comes down with a raging case of rectal incontinence every time they consider how best to ass-rape the American citizenry.