Friday, June 8, 2012

Is it Friday again?

Bozos who let their over-excited 11 year old son wave what sounded like a 9mm around can FTFO.  That kind of "teaching" is going to get somebody hurt, and make gun-owners look bad as parents.

The media can FTFO.  For the same reasons as always.

Google can FTFO for celebrating the anniversary of the first drive-in movie theater instead of the more important anniversary: D-Day.

Nursemaid's elbow can definitely FTFO.  Again.  It's hard when you've accidentally harmed your little one in the course of keeping her from harming herself worse.  It's even harder when you have to hurt your little one trying to put the dislocation back in place, and can't.  (It took the doctor three tries to get it.)  So yeah, nursemaid's elbow can FTFO.  With knobs.  And cheez.

3 comments:

Kate P said...

I think both my niece and one of my nephews got nursemaid's elbow--most of the time because they wanted to run to something attractive, like a balloon! It's upsetting but pretty common, I guess. (Possibly more upsetting for parents than for kids?)

FO's this week are directed to, in no particular order, narcisscists, blabbermouths, cancer, prejudice of any kind but especially towards single people, and cat-haters.

Heroditus Huxley said...

This is about the fourth time in nine months that my pixie has had to deal with it. I think you might be right about it being worse for parents.

Amen about your FO's. Ricki's was people with the entitlement mentality.

Kate P said...

Poor pixie (poor Mom)!