Passive-aggressive, ridiculously conditional "friends" can fuck off.
Other than that, I'm good. Get it out of your system and have a great weekend.
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How about people who arrange to have the most appalling samples brought into your lab, and put them in non-Pyrex-type glassware on the hotplate like idiots so that when the glass (of course) breaks the crap gets everywhere, and don't clean it up, and then have the nerve to complain to your boss that your lab isn't spiffy and shiny. And then your boss doesn't have any better judgment than to tell you about it.
I hate it when that happens....
I'm thinking of bosses who ask someone that they KNOW is a complete idiot to "investigate" a problem with a system because said idiot went through said system once or twice. This same boss, by the way, LOATHES the idiot he asked to "investigate" the problem.
Which is just the kind and gentle manner through which that boss loves to stir the pot; pissing on my office is the ultimate goal, but for this particular cretin, the journey is more fun than the destination.
For which he can fuck off with a rusty pitchfork until he drops from exhaustion.
The "expert" idiot can fuck off as well, for the silly, half-wrong, and incomplete answers he provided in the course of his "investigation".
Sleep can fuck off. Honestly, who the fuck needs it? Stupid unconscious state. Like I'm a battery that needs to be recharged or some dumb shit like that. Enough of that sleep garbage, I say, and to hell with those weirdass dreams where people are making a documentary about my truck. That's seven hours my ass could be productive.
Also, pointless, busywork audits that prove nothing, provide no direction and are done to justify somebody's overblown salary can likewise fuck off.
People who go on facebook and write, quite literally, a fucking treatise about fucking anything in their status update. And then proceed to be first, second, and third commenters on their own post, with equally longwinded blathering about toxic mindwaste and mental drippings that would take up a good amount of real estate in a FUCKING LANDFILL. And by the way, have you noticed, NO ONE COMMENTS on your posts? No one BUT YOU?
Yes, I've hidden this person's masturbatory mental bukkake from my feed, but I work with her and attend school with her. And I have to present with her at a conference. She often tags me in her posts. So I am FORCED to look at them from time to time. There's that new function that makes it so that I cannot 100% ignore her.
I am tempted to say, WRITE A FUCKING BOOK NO ONE WILL BUY.
Taxes can fuck right the fuck off. With knobs on.
WV: ounarki - that's our Lisa. She's our...
Ugh, passive-aggressive behavior is incredibly annoying at its mildest and super hurtful at its worst.
The remorseless attitude of this one student can totally fuck off. He violated the Acceptable Use Policy for our network (uploading games to one of our servers), resulting in the disabling of his network account until the end of the marking period. (That's standard practice.) He had the nerve not only to whine about it but also to sit there in a meeting with several technology and library administrators, and a school administrator, and insist that (1) he should've gotten a warning before his account was disabled, and then (2) the school should provide a server where he and other students can upload games (!).
(1) The AUP _is_ the warning, kid. You agreed to follow it when you signed it, and you knew the consequences. (Unless, of course, you lied when you said you'd read it. Hmmm. Nah, that never happens.)
(2) The taxpayers would be thrilled to know their money would be going to buy you a server to help you play Halo at school. When you should be, I don't know, learning stuff.
Seriously, stop whining and start growing up. The school puts students' education--not whims--first.
If this kid doesn't adjust his attitude, I hope one day he gets fired or arrested for doing stupid stuff on computers. I'm sorry to say that, there's gotta be something pathological when you can tell administrators you need a game server with a STRAIGHT FACE.
Game servers are a right, Kate, doncha know?
Or it will be when our fucking stupid congresscritters are finished fucking up this country.
TW: light. I wish.
It might be at the point in this school district that students consider computer access a right, but a game server? That's messed up.
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