Friday, September 4, 2009

Crap

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. It's Friday.

5 comments:

Cullen said...

No gentles for you, buddy.

Fuck off to those who manufacture outrage. I am embarrassed by all this "indoctrination" nonsense. Honestly, people. It'd actually be a pretty neat civics lesson. Also though, fuck off to the administration for being to dense to figure out that most kids wouldn't even be in school on the 8th.

Heroditus Huxley said...

Keeping up with the workload my own bright ideas cause can fuck off. I've got somewhere around 38 student blogs that I now have to keep up with, and they're supposed to post three times a week, minimum.

Other than that, like usual, Obama can fuck off. I'd suggest he and Michelle take in a play, but I don't want Biden in the oval office, either.

Congress, as usual, with Charlie Rangel in particular. Dude, nobody is mentioning Obama's race in standing against his health care plan. Seems that card's only being played by y'all. Most of the rest of us really don't care. I'd say we don't notice, but y'all just keep reminding us that he's (*gasp!*) BLACK!!! What's that say about your tolerance?

The ass weasel that started the fire out in California can fuck right off, with a fire hose enema of habanero salsa. I have no words for how badly I wish you'd burned in your own fire. May you meet up with Teddy Kennedy soon.

JeffS said...

Aside from the usual asshats in Washington, D.C., which HH handled very nicely, I can only add a hearty FUCK YOU! to our CEO, whose idea of "leadership" is to refuse to make a decision, and then make his staff read his mind as to what he wants. I'd like to borrow that fire hose enema for this cretin.

Other than that, I got nuthin'. In fact, I just came back from the nearby mountains, doing some work for a friend. Beautiful weather, and I saw a bunch of wild turkey (mmmmmmm......turkey!) and a black bear. Way cool! So, FUCK YEAH! to this morning.

ricki said...

All the politicos who can't understand that a "HELL NO" from the majority of the American public means they should cease trying to cram what will eventually become socialized medicine a la the NHS in Britain can FTFO.

Look, pudding-brains. You work for US, not the other way 'round. We put you in office, and we can (I sincerely hope we will) take you out of it come 2010. Sadly, I don't see too many waiting in the wings who are a great improvement.

My main political leaning these days?

"Leave me the F alone."

The government that governs least is the government that governs best, in my book.

Kate P said...

Well, that's just it, Cullen--we have barely started school and with all the madness that this time of the school year entails, including library orientations for the 9th graders practically all day on the 8th. . . I don't care who's giving the speech--why the fuck would anyone want to be taking up our important education time to tell us how important education is???

The big one: Whatever the fuck happened in my car engine that stranded me on a highway for an hour can fuck off. So can the timing of the whole thing. What dealer wants to look at a car before Labor Day weekend? Every little headache and stomachache I have over the whole situation--especially not knowing whether the car is fixable and how much the resolution is going to cost me--can just FTFO.

And I'm giving a provisional fuck-off to the dealer if they try to tell me I had it coming because I couldn't afford the expense or time off work to take the car to the dealer all the time. That car was well maintained. Period.