Thursday, April 9, 2009

The Friday Fuck Off Thread Comes A Day Early

In honor of the stupid fucking douch-drinking assfart twatwaffle that blew through a red light and wound up killing Anaheim Angels rookie pitcher Nick Adenhart, along with two other passengers in his car, with a third in critical condition. The guy was just 22 fucking years old.

RIP, # 34. You truly are an angel now.

11 comments:

The Fifth String said...

I saw that. That can fuck off bigtim

punishyourma said...

Especially since the assfucker driving the car that hit them was drunk and driving on a suspended license from a PREVIOUS DUI conviction AND he fled the scene. I'm glad they caught the fucker.

The wrong fucking people died.

WV: bermarie - the nickname he'll be given by the 300 lb man who makes that shitstain his bitch in prison.

ricki said...

Yeah, I totally agree. The wrong fucking people died. I'm not even particularly a baseball fan but it SUCKS BIG TIME when someone with promise and talent gets killed by some stupid asswipe with shit for brains.

I have a real big problem with people who drink and drive. Like, I would like to shoot their car tires out.

People who scam stuff, even small-time, can FTFO. I help out with a children's play that my campus theater department does. We charge $2 a ticket. Two EFFING bucks. The money goes to scholarships. And there were still people trying to sneak in. (I didn't pursue them, because frankly, someone who will stiff a scholarship fund two Washingtons probably wouldn't shy at punching out the "officious bitch" who is asking them to pony up). Folks - you have bought in TOO MUCH to the "The economy has shat the bed and you must save money whereever you can" mentality.

(Note to self: avoid grocery store on the day they are giving out free samples)

WV: mooking. It's like mooching that can fuck off.

nightfly said...

You were more accurate in your description than I was. Anthony Thomas Gallo can indeed fuck the fuck off. The bastard had an injured passenger in HIS OWN VAN and completely bailed. You'd think shmaybe he'd at least help his buddy. I saw pictures of the other car, it's a miracle even one of the passengers has survived thus far.

On a related note, the bastard in the Jag blazing down the highway at 90 mph this morning during the AM commute can also fuck the fuck off. Sure, traffic was lighter than normal but it only takes one dumbass move at that speed - and you helpfully provided it by weaving between a pickup, a mini-van, and a delivery truck. Not three days ago, there was a car upside-down and slammed into a tree on the grassy median of that highway - I passed it while the emergency vehicles were just arriving on the scene. YOU probably were going too fast to see the makeshift cross set up on the spot now. I hope someone steals the Jag, trashes it, and takes a giant dump on the front seat.

Heroditus Huxley said...

Asshats that drive drunk can indeed fuck off. That kid looked like he could have been one of my students.

The shitstain that killed three cops answering a domestic disturbance call can fuck off. Yes, Obama and Sarah Brady want to take your guns, but there's no way you wouldn't have heard that such a law had been passed. And now, the rest of us want someone to take your guns. And your life. Fucktard.

Socialized medicine can fuck off. As can the twats that want to foist that shit on everyone. I grew up on medicaid, fucktards. I know how bad that shit is. I don't want it. The majority of Americans don't want it. Stop pushing it.

On a smaller, more petty note...my husband's bosses can fuck off. Again. They're adding wire transfers to their menu of "services" at the payday loan company he works for. They've screwed over their managers in the process: the managers have to be there when the wire transfer people come in to install it. They don't know what day that will be. That means store managers don't get their days off. Therefore, senior management that passed down that edict that assrapes all store managers can fuck the fuck off. I hope The Messiah makes your loansharking illegal--after my husband gets a new job.

Teething. Teething can definitely fuck off. The boy has been mauling my nipples instead of nursing--latch on, yank off and squall. Lather, rinse, repeat. And his doctor canceled his appointment to go out of town so I can't ask about dosage of the infants' Tylenol (the concentrated kind). The box says "under two, ask a doctor." So his doctor can fuck off, too. In a much milder way.

Joel said...

I got nuthin'. I can't bring myself to bitch on Good Friday.

HH, neither my wife nor I could remember what Tylenol dosage we gave our babies at that stage, but she did suggest a dial-a-nurse line. Do you have one of those where you live?

The Fifth String said...

Fuck off to these people. I know it's just a TV show, but jesus.

Minor Fuck Yeah, though. My new computer is now set up. Blazing fast, wide screen. Very cool.

Heroditus Huxley said...

Joel, thanks for the advice. Unfortunately, it isn't an option in my area. My first step was to ask the doctor. She said to go with the dosage on the box--and is out of town. The second step was to call the hospital. They said ask the baby's doctor--helpful, that. I

The refrigerated teething toys seem to help. He still doesn't like them frozen, but does like them cold.

Laura's Daughter said...

... I had things to say, but the words used in this post actually made me forget, I was laughing so hard.

Oh. Well. There is this:

The fact that I was made a cautionary tale for people putting off doing their term papers, because if they wait until the last minute, their computer might be destroyed, and if they then use the school computer the night before the paper is due, the school computer might wait until they've finished and then shut itself down, wiping all their saved drafts and everything, and making them have to rewrite it early in the morning the day it's due, and have it totally suck... Yeah, all that can FO.

also: retarded college girl drama and posturing. really? we have a month till graduation. grow up.

also: growing up can FO. Ma, I'm short enough to be a little girl. Can I come home?

wv: upendr: what I'd probably be doing if we were allowed alcohol on campus.

Laura(southernxyl) said...

That which does not kill ... er, yeah.

HH, can you ask the pharmacist at your drug store?

Laura's Daughter said...

Also, whatever butt-tard busted my roommate's windshield in the hospital parking lot, just because it was there, can FO as well.

Why are people so.... argh.