No, In Fact, I Don't Have the Slightest Idea Who You Are

Anyone who has ever pulled a "don't you know who I am?" routine or any variety thereof, whereby they proclaim their special-ness over others can fuck off. You don't get to cut in line just because you're the star of a reality TV show I've never even fucking heard of, jackass.

The Wednesday Fuck Yeah! Thread

A little early because we's celebramating! Laura's Daughter has nailed the exit exam and is going to graduate with a very high score!

Rock on, LD!

Everything In The World Is Not About YOU

People who think that just because something isn't important to them means that it shouldn't be important to anyone can fuck off. Sometimes, things you might deem trivial may just be the livelihood or genuinely broken hearts of others. A personal experience does not equal the whole of life or reality for every other human on the planet.

And people who insist on politicizing EVERYTHING, from movies to goddamm fucking sudden, shocking death, can fuck off. You people have no shred of fucking humanity in you at all.

So, Like I Was Telling Famous Person X....

The guy who bored me out of my ass by chewing my ear off last night with his asanine name-dropping routine accompanied by Zippo tricks can fuck off. Dude, NONE of that makes you cool. And any chick that is impressed by that crap can go fuck off right with him.

The Gimme Generation

I am getting so goddamned tired of the word "stimulus". The best description I've yet read for this atrocity is "The Generational Theft Act of 2009", but I don't know who coined it.

Quote of the day (from a few days ago):

Like the college students who stayed up late to be inspired by his campaign rallies only to find Obama's first significant action to be a stimulus program that will transfer about a trillion dollars from them to the Baby Boomers, Silicon Valley Obama supporters are likely to find that a government-dominated economic era will not a great one in which to start companies that threaten big incumbent corporations that have juice with the government. I hope they appreciate the irony.

No shit, and I'm a boomer myself.

So a hearty and heartfelt multiple fuck off to (in no particular order):

Self-indulgent cretins who spend beyond their means and expect the rest of us to bail them out

Corrupt Congresspukes. See the this comment. Fuckers.

And I don't care if some of the corrupt bastards gave the money to charity or gave it back (AFTER the mofos got caught). As the Puppy Blender said, returning the money doesn't mean you weren't in bed with him, it's just laundering the sheets, after.

The entire California legislature, both parties. Just fucking go away before you do any more damage.

Every single one of the tax cheats in the Obama Administration. Yeah, they finally paid up (no penalties or prison time like we little people would get).

And a special fuck off to Barney Frank and Chris Dodd. I don't know that they're the worst of the bunch but they're certainly the most prominent faces of corruption currently in the news. Oh yeah, and Charlie Rangel. In a rational world, they'd all be sharing a prison cell.

Oh, and let's not forget the public sector unions. I want them DESTROYED, expecially the SEIU and the teachers' unions.

Take it away, folks.