Did I forget again last week? Ugh.

Anyhoo...the stoplights in this town can fuck off for being all off-kilter. And closing off a chunk of L.A. two weeks before the Oscars can fuck off. Look, I want to protect our pretty people as much as the next guy. But come on....

Have at it.

Nothing

I got nothing. It's been an OK week for me. Go ahead, y'all.

Memory Hole

I can fuck off for completely forgetting last week's FFOT. Sorry 'bout that, folks. Feel free to make up for lost time with double the complaints.