Friday, January 6, 2012

My left ovary

I swear it's trying to claw its way out of my body. It's sending random, shooting pains through my entire pelvis and down my left leg. It can fuck off. With prejudice.

3 comments:

Kate P said...

Ugh, sorry to hear you're hurting. Would a heat pack help?

Anyone who directs a "You're too picky" judgment my way when they find out I'm still single can totally FO. I will never settle. Deal with it.

The Fifth String said...

Aw man, hope you get to feeling better, HH!

After that, just plain old fuck off to Friday meetings.

Heroditus Huxley said...

Kate: indeed. Never settle. I wish more people were pickier--the world would be a happier place.

Ken: indeed.