Black Friday hysteria can fuck right the fuck off. I don't think even the opening of fucking
hunting season garners as much media hysteria as Black fucking Friday, the opening of
Christmas Holiday Gift Giving Shopping Season. What kind of stupid fucking putzes
fucking trample each other to be the first to buy that 55" flatscreen TV that's on sale for 2% off the regular price (after figuring for the stores carefully jacking up their prices weeks before so that they can hype that the thing is
40% off!!1!1!!)? And what kind of fucking jackals fucking set up fucking NEWS CAMERAS in fucking hopes of fucking catching footage of fucking twatwaffles worked up
BY THE FUCKING MEDIA'S FUCKING OVERHYPING OF THE FUCKING SALES fucking TRAMPLING little old ladies and children?!
May whoever started that particular shit-ball rolling find their own special level of hell when they die, and find that their punishment is to be the door greeter at a big box store on Black Friday--for all eternity.
And if they're already dead, I'm sure they've been reincarnated as a dung-beetle by now.
Cross-posted to the anti-soma.
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