stuff

1.  The kids getting sick over Christmas can fuck right the fucking fuckety fuck off.

2.  The dog can fuck off.  Instead of going back to bed when I put the kids back to bed at seven (hopefully, more sleep will make them behave better and get them over this nasty cold faster), I got dressed to let the dog out on her leash.  Silly me--I shouldn't have bothered.  The dog had already shit in her kennel.

3. Leukodystrophy.  I have an older half sister in a nursing home with this.  She's four years and four months older than me, and doesn't remember me.  It's like Alzheimer's, only worse.

WTF???

So, when I woke up this morning, I'd forgotten it was Friday.  By the time I remembered, the day was in full swing, but I didn't have anything to write about (other than wrenching my bad knee in my sleep--again).

Until I checked the news a bit ago.

And found something that fully disgusts me.

A university administrator for the University of Colorado has been placed on paid administrative leave while they gather enough chutzpah to fire the bitch.  Paid leave.

Because apparently, running a phone sex/soft core porn business during office hours apparently didn't pay enough.

And apparently, it just doesn't do to straight out fire her for neglecting her university job.  We can't expect her to do the same amount of work as her colleagues after all--she's a woman, and she's black.

The whole situation has me so infuriated and disgusted that I cannot muster the invective appropriate to the situation.

Story is here.

black Friday fanatics

They can fuck off.  Because this is so fucking far beyond fucking ridiculous that it's bordering on fucking indescribable. 


Mall mayhem...
Suspected shoplifter shot after dragging cop through KOHL's parking lot...
Brawls...
Man stabbed over parking spot...
Shopper Kicked Out Of WALMART For Filming Fight...
Man shot walking home with big screen...
SALVATION ARMY kettles stolen...

Forgot last week, and forgot it was Friday today...

I don't really have much to bitch about.  Have at it.

Eurgh.

I'd found a story that pissed me off royally: here, a divorced or divorcing dad is being taken to court over whether or not he's a fit parent to his four year old boy, because he refused to take the kid to McDonalds.

I was angry.  I wanted to cunt-punt the bitch ruining her child into orbit.

And then...I started feeling kinda bad.  I gave it a little bit of time and a 32 oz bottle of water, thinking I might just need to drink some more, but just kept feeling worse.  Had a toddy, and it didn't help.

I feel like I have the flu: all over aches, and my skin hurts.  And I have to work today.

And that can fuck off.

a list

Radical feminists.  Radical feminists can fuck the fuck off.  So can radical Leftists, the radical Right, radical Christians, rabid radical evangelical atheists, radical Muslims...basically radical anything.  I cannot stand radicals, or radicalism. 

Parents.  Selfish parents.  Selfish parents who don't bother teaching their sprogs how to behave, who decide to go to a pep rally at a local school instead of taking small children trick-or-treating early, who simply don't care enough about their children to be parents.  Those people can fuck off with a rusty coat hanger. 

My colleagues who are proponents of Common Core can fuck the fucking fuckety fuck off.  The Lexiles aren't the only thing that sucks donkey dick--the whole thing is designed to create cogs for the national machine, much like Brave New World created alphas, betas, deltas, and gammas to fill certain positions in society, only without the artificial creation of mental disabilities to ensure the bottom layer is happy in their positions. 

the "Affordable" Care Act

I read, Wednesday, yesterday, and today, that millions of people are being dropped from their insurance because of the rules of the "Affordable" Care Act, and that those companies are expecting people to sign back up with them in the exchanges (that don't work).  Those companies can fuck the fucking fuck off.  How many of those were dropped for "insufficient" coverage, and how many of those would have rather kept their plans and paid the punitive punishment taxes?

There's also the factor that the fucking website doesn't fucking work.  The fucking fucks in charge of this abortion crossed with ass-rape with a sandpaper condom of a law decided, in their infinite wisdom, to hire the same company that Canada filed charges against for failing to create a working website within the budget proposed in the timeline proposed.  And they decided to hire that company without researching them, or even putting it to a bidding process!

So, yeah: the "Affordable" Care Act, and all of its authors, signatories, and supporters, can fuck the fucking fuck off.  And the signatories and authors can shove all six feet of the bill printed off up their individual asses.