I've got no time or ability to write seriously on my own stuff, be it academic paper ideas (I posted, briefly, on two ideas I had over at the anti-soma), short story, novels, or my blog. Don't get me wrong: I love being a mommy, but I sincerely wish my baby girl could nap alone. Unless it's bedtime--then, thankfully, she sleeps all night--she wakes up as soon as I put her down in her crib.
So: being barely able to keep up with everything I need to do every day can fuck off. Having no time to simply be can definitely fuck off.
I need some range time for some lead-based therapy.
Friday, March 25, 2011
Friday, March 18, 2011
Centered on Japan
Gilbert Godfried, 50 Cent, and every insensitive pinheaded twatwaffle that mocked Japan's disaster can fuck off with prejudice.
Enviroweenies that swear that the earthquake was caused by global warming (and they are out there) can fuck off. I'm praying for all of them to receive the Darwin Award they so richly deserve.
The total lack of understanding of how the earthquakes impacted the nuclear plants, and how so many are sure we're looking at another Chernobyl, can also fuck off. So can the instant cry of "We must eradicate nuclear power because the plants are soooo dangerous!!!"
There is so much hype about everything that everyone is losing sight of Japan's earthquake victims. After all, the idea that Japanese people are dying of dehydration, starvation, exposure, and other issues but aren't looting everything isn't as sexy in the news as the specter of a nuclear meltdown.
Enviroweenies that swear that the earthquake was caused by global warming (and they are out there) can fuck off. I'm praying for all of them to receive the Darwin Award they so richly deserve.
The total lack of understanding of how the earthquakes impacted the nuclear plants, and how so many are sure we're looking at another Chernobyl, can also fuck off. So can the instant cry of "We must eradicate nuclear power because the plants are soooo dangerous!!!"
There is so much hype about everything that everyone is losing sight of Japan's earthquake victims. After all, the idea that Japanese people are dying of dehydration, starvation, exposure, and other issues but aren't looting everything isn't as sexy in the news as the specter of a nuclear meltdown.
Friday, March 11, 2011
Turning 32.
Gas prices can fuck right off--otherwise, we'd have my mother watching the kids while we went to the range.
The fucktard-in-chief and his merry fucking band of fucking idiots can fuck right off for opposing the policies and actions that could ease it can fuck off so hard their wives can taste it.
Have at it.
The fucktard-in-chief and his merry fucking band of fucking idiots can fuck right off for opposing the policies and actions that could ease it can fuck off so hard their wives can taste it.
Have at it.
Friday, March 4, 2011
Government Bureaucratic Overreach can fuck off.
Especially when something like this gets our guys killed. Who the FUCKING hell assumes that a FUCKING US agency can do FUCK-ALL about a Mexican drug cartel? Hello, they're fucking not fucking American fucking citizens--an American criminal action fucking cannot do one fucking thing about them. It's been fucking demonstrated that the fucking Mexicans can't either. So, why are the fucking idiot fucking BATFE letting guns walk across the border?
The quote that really made my blood boil was from an e-mail from a supervisor: "If you don't think this is fun you're in the wrong line of work... Maybe the Maricopa County jail is hiring detention officers and you can get $30,000 ... to serve lunch to inmates..."
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING IDIOT TWATWAFFLE FUCKTARD THINKS FUCKING INVITING FUCKING DRUGRUNNING FUCKING ILLEGAL FUCKING ALIENS TO BUY AND HAND OVER FUCKING BARRET .50 RIFLES IS FUCKING FUN?!?
This has already killed one of our border patrol agents. How many more will this moronic policy kill before the BATFE is de-funded for rampant stupidity?
Because, seriously, unless the case they're trying to make is against American gun manufacturers and sellers, this policy doesn't make sense. And if the case they're trying to make is against gun manufacturers and sellers...well, that's a whole 'nother fuck-off.
The quote that really made my blood boil was from an e-mail from a supervisor: "If you don't think this is fun you're in the wrong line of work... Maybe the Maricopa County jail is hiring detention officers and you can get $30,000 ... to serve lunch to inmates..."
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING IDIOT TWATWAFFLE FUCKTARD THINKS FUCKING INVITING FUCKING DRUGRUNNING FUCKING ILLEGAL FUCKING ALIENS TO BUY AND HAND OVER FUCKING BARRET .50 RIFLES IS FUCKING FUN?!?
This has already killed one of our border patrol agents. How many more will this moronic policy kill before the BATFE is de-funded for rampant stupidity?
Because, seriously, unless the case they're trying to make is against American gun manufacturers and sellers, this policy doesn't make sense. And if the case they're trying to make is against gun manufacturers and sellers...well, that's a whole 'nother fuck-off.
Friday, February 25, 2011
typing one handed, today...
Whoever stole this guy's prosthetic leg is lower than a snake's trail and can really fuck off. Painfully and with prejudice.
Friday, February 18, 2011
Why do we have to hurt our kids for their own good?
My baby girl got her first shots, the day before yesterday, which prompt today's post.
First, having to hold your baby down while someone else hurts them can fuck right off, with bells on. I know it's so she won't get horribly sick later, but the look in those huge eyes when they stuck her chubby little baby legs nearly made me cry.
Second, this guy: Andrew Wakefield. He's another example of sheer evil. I don't know what else to call a guy that tries to scare parents out of getting their kids immunized with one vaccine to try to get his on the market and make money on one hand, and hurts disabled kids on the other, also to make money.
First, having to hold your baby down while someone else hurts them can fuck right off, with bells on. I know it's so she won't get horribly sick later, but the look in those huge eyes when they stuck her chubby little baby legs nearly made me cry.
Second, this guy: Andrew Wakefield. He's another example of sheer evil. I don't know what else to call a guy that tries to scare parents out of getting their kids immunized with one vaccine to try to get his on the market and make money on one hand, and hurts disabled kids on the other, also to make money.
Friday, February 11, 2011
Gonna give myself away a bit, here...
The police chief of Joplin, MO, can fuck right the fucking fuckety fuck right off for trying to ban over the counter sales of Sudafed and its generics altogether. We already have to hand over private data to be allowed to have the pharmacy techs fetch it from behind the counter to stop those eeevil meth cooks from being able to get the ingredients for their eeeevil drugs, and this twatwaffle--who, by the way, DOESN'T FUCKING BOTHER TO COLLECT THE FUCKING INFORMATION FROM THE DIFFERENT FUCKING PHARMACIES AND FIND THE FUCKING CRIMINALS THAT ARE HIS FUCKING JOB TO FUCKING HUNT DOWN--wants to pass legislation that penalizes the 99% of the law abiding population to target the 1% of the population that WOULD JUST LEAVE JOPLIN TO FIND THEIR SHIT ANYWAY.
*Deep breath. Relax.*
I just listened to a bit of interview that fucktard was having on the radio. I think part of what pisses me off the most (besides the fact that he's trying to FUCKING LEGISLATE HIS FUCKING WAY OUT OF FUCKING DOING HIS FUCKING JOB) is that he was pulling all kinds of statistics out of his ass to try to scare people into letting him remove their rights because he knows best. I STRONGLY FUCKING DOUBT that 90% of all pseudoephedrine sales go to make meth. And while I know that shit's powerfully addictive, I also STRONGLY FUCKING DOUBT that it addicts most people on the first sample UNLESS THEY'RE FUCKING ALREADY FUCKING PRONE TO BEING FUCKING ADDICTED TO FUCKING SHIT LIKE THAT.
May the fleas of a million camels infest his armpits and genitalia. May the First Wookie ass-plow him on a diesel powered snowmobile, wearing her limp-wristed husband as a strap on dildo. May he be tarred, feathered, and run out on a rail, all the way to a metro area that would love to have twatwaffles like him dictate their lives by the people of Joplin in the next election that deals with his office.
I hope being angry enough to spit nails doesn't give my baby girl colic.
*Deep breath. Relax.*
I just listened to a bit of interview that fucktard was having on the radio. I think part of what pisses me off the most (besides the fact that he's trying to FUCKING LEGISLATE HIS FUCKING WAY OUT OF FUCKING DOING HIS FUCKING JOB) is that he was pulling all kinds of statistics out of his ass to try to scare people into letting him remove their rights because he knows best. I STRONGLY FUCKING DOUBT that 90% of all pseudoephedrine sales go to make meth. And while I know that shit's powerfully addictive, I also STRONGLY FUCKING DOUBT that it addicts most people on the first sample UNLESS THEY'RE FUCKING ALREADY FUCKING PRONE TO BEING FUCKING ADDICTED TO FUCKING SHIT LIKE THAT.
May the fleas of a million camels infest his armpits and genitalia. May the First Wookie ass-plow him on a diesel powered snowmobile, wearing her limp-wristed husband as a strap on dildo. May he be tarred, feathered, and run out on a rail, all the way to a metro area that would love to have twatwaffles like him dictate their lives by the people of Joplin in the next election that deals with his office.
I hope being angry enough to spit nails doesn't give my baby girl colic.
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