That Was Just Fucking Cruel

The Hockey Gods can fuck off for making me watch both Anaheim and Boston be eliminated from the play0ffs on the same fucking night.

But this is hockey, where we have more class than other sports, so I'll offer congratulations to Detroit and Carolina for advancing to the third round while opening openly rooting for them to lose.

Your turn.

Hate Thy Name Is Detroit

I got nothing, except that I really fucking HATE the Detroit Red Wings right now.

And I'll second Shannon's early FF yesterday to Manny Ramirez, with an extra eff towards every guy that's contributed to the "Steroids Era" I've had to witness in my lifetime. Shame on you.

Pissed in PST

They're called time zones, people. Just because you've come back from lunch doesn't mean I should be available to assist you at seven o'clock in the fucking morning.

Your turn.

My Fucking iPod

This seems so trivial, considering people come here to complain about cancer and sick babies, but that horizontal album cover scroll thing that my iPod switches to can fuck off. It's fucking useless, outside of the novel, one-time pleasure you get at having a gadget that can do something like that. I fucking hate it.

Feel free to tell me to fuck off for fucking off something so minor, but I have nothing otherwise this week. If your complaints are worse, now's the time to let them fly.

Special Snowflake Teacher's Edition

This week is dedicated to all our teachers and their ungrateful students who try to get out of learning with stupid excuses by thinking they're so special that they are somehow above the work that everyone else has to do.

It's your education, you morons. Take it seriously.

And my special aside - people with advanced degrees that they earned with said behavior who slid by with a 2.4 GPA yet still go around afterwards acting like they're smarter than everyone else when they are really just a dumb ass fuck that's good at kissing ass and making excuses can FUCK OFF.

The Friday Fuck Off Thread Comes A Day Early

In honor of the stupid fucking douch-drinking assfart twatwaffle that blew through a red light and wound up killing Anaheim Angels rookie pitcher Nick Adenhart, along with two other passengers in his car, with a third in critical condition. The guy was just 22 fucking years old.

RIP, # 34. You truly are an angel now.

Please Get to the Fucking Point

People who take ten minutes to explain something that can be just as easily made clear in about thirty fucking seconds can fuck off. You may have all day, but I fucking don't.

Happy Friday. Take it away.